Our favourite supporter, Dickie, spotted with his preferred tipple just before he went on the rampage in town.
What’s going on? He normally gets through half a dozen mugs of tea during a game. We think the woman in red trousers next to him was plying him with the demon drink. Who was she? Did anyone she her hand him the can? Was it just one can? Why did she do it?
Have you seen her. If so. Report her to the club captain at once!
It could be you next!!
Seriously though, it’s his 90th birthday on the 24th and everyone at the club wishes him many more visits to the NMP.