Ah, that’s where the car keys were !

So, you’ve spent all day playing cricket in Elgin and were wondering where your cars keys were.

“They must be in my bag” you say, “I’ll have good search when we get back to the car park in Inverness”

As you enter the car park you discover that they weren’t in your bag at all and you try to get to them before anyone in the team notices that they’ve been in the car door all day. …. and it wasn’t even your car. You’d borrowed it from the father in law to be.

Too slow Will’. Gotcha !