So, you’ve spent all day playing cricket in Elgin and were wondering where your cars keys were.
“They must be in my bag” you say, “I’ll have good search when we get back to the car park in Inverness”
As you enter the car park you discover that they weren’t in your bag at all and you try to get to them before anyone in the team notices that they’ve been in the car door all day. …. and it wasn’t even your car. You’d borrowed it from the father in law to be.
Our favourite supporter, Dickie, spotted with his preferred tipple just before he went on the rampage in town.
What’s going on? He normally gets through half a dozen mugs of tea during a game. We think the woman in red trousers next to him was plying him with the demon drink. Who was she? Did anyone she her hand him the can? Was it just one can? Why did she do it?
Have you seen her. If so. Report her to the club captain at once!
It could be you next!!
Seriously though, it’s his 90th birthday on the 24th and everyone at the club wishes him many more visits to the NMP.
Today we play top of the table Forres on their patch. Always a tough one and after last weeks strange result we need to remember that we outplayed both teams at the cricket. More of the same urgency and energy is required and I’m sure we can get a good result if we concentrate on our game and not theirs.